Brokeback (S/A)

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Title: Brokeback (S/A)
Fandom: All Time Low (Crew and Band)
Author: jabberwocky129 
Rating: NC-17, though, as most of my fics come, a soft one at that.
Warnings: Well, let's see here: voyeuristic type stuff...underage drinking...flannel...yeah, that about covers it.
Disclaimer: Does not own. Does not want to be sued. Kthx.
Pairing: Flyzik/Grieco, Jack/Alex
Plot: Grieco and Flyzik hook up during Alex and Rian’s Halloween party. Dressed as cowboys. Mmhm…Thanks, mah wahf, for the Brokeback idea.
Notes and Dedications: Sooo...I apologize if you like the movie Brokeback Mountain. I bawled my eyes out at it, but dude, there's just so much to use...   As for dedications, my loverly beta, ms. katelynelaine  



 

“WHO WANTS TO TAKE A SHOT OFF OF MY GORGEOUS ASS?!” yelled a very inebriated Alex Gaskarth. He tugged on his skirt awkwardly, and then flipped the wig back, looking around and draining another shot from his bottle of liquor.

Matt Flyzik choked on his beer as Jack stumbled his way over to the front man, hand up. The younger man was dressed as Lisa, wearing tight jeans and one of the poor girl’s tops. His wig had gone missing; Matt suspected Vinny was wearing it at the moment, but he couldn’t tell in the dim lighting. The manager took a sip as he watched them, seeing Alex giggle and shove Jack away. The guitarist staggered, and then proceeded to fall flat on his ass. Matt shook his head as Alex leaned down, pulling Jack up and dusting him off. He pressed his nose into Jack's cheek and Jack dug his fingers into Alex's sides, making the blond squirm and laugh.

Matt drained his beer, adjusting the child-sized red felt cowboy hat on his head. Cold glass pressed into his hand and he looked up, seeing Rian uncapping the beer for him.

“Thanks, dude.” Rian nodded, hopping over the couch in his incredibly tight cop uniform. He took a healthy swig off his drink and gestured at Alex and Jack.

“Figured you’d need another, watching the wonder twins here.”

Matt turned back to Alex and Jack, who were now whispering to each other. Alex was blatantly groping the younger man, and Jack responded with a nip to Alex’s neck. He whispered something, a wide smile on his face, and Alex let out a loud laugh. H grabbed Jack’s arms, pulling him in and kissing him sloppily on the lips.

Matt felt heat rush through him at the sight and he turned away. He lifted his glass, glancing anywhere but the two, and drained half in one shot. He quirked an eyebrow, inadvertently doing a headcount.

“Hey, Ri?”

“Hm?”

“Where’s Grieco?” Rian shrugged, and Matt heard him smack something hard. He looked up behind the couch, seeing Alex holding up Jack. The singer was rubbing his backside.

“Ow.”

“What’s up, dude?” Rian asked. Jack smiled dopily at them, swaying and clinging to Alex. Matt couldn’t help a smile as Alex pressed his nose into Jack’s cheek again.

“Hey, Rian? Rian? Think we . . . think we could; um . . . use the guest room?” Alex asked, not bothering to turn out of Jack’s cheek as he spoke.

Rian and Matt exchanged looks and Rian laughed, adjusting his shorts. “Alex?”

“Yeah?”

“You live here too, dude. Why not your own room?”

Alex looked at him blankly for a second, and Matt could almost hear the realization dawning on him; complete with angel choruses.

“OH, RIGHT!” He toddled off, leaving Jack to hang onto the couch for dear life. Rian and Matt watched him for a second, seeing him stare longingly at Alex as he left.

“How’s it going, Jacko?” Matt asked, smiling. The guitarist swayed unsteadily and smiled at the older man. He mumbled something, grin never fading. Rian and Matt both laughed. Rian cocked his head.

“What was that, dude?” Jack mumbled again, looking off toward the rooms and Rian looked at Matt. “You catch any of that?”

Matt shrugged, shaking his head. “I think he’s officially hit the patented Barakat Too-Drunk-For-English-Right-Now phase.”

Rian snorted, finishing off his beer.

There was a short shriek, a door slam, and then Alex came careening out of the hallway that leads to the rooms. He clung to Jack, then got close to the drummer’s face, shaking his head at him with a goofy look.

“Zack’s in my room,” he muttered, pressing his face back into Jack’s cheek. “ . . . We’ll . . . Um . . . We’ll be in the guest room . . . if you need us, ‘kay?”

Matt raised his beer to them and Rian waved as Alex grabbed Jack and dragged him back toward the room. Kara slid into Rian’s lap next to him and Matt shook his head, pulling his cowboy hat further down his face.

A chorus of “GRIECO!” went up over the party and Matt’s head shot up.

“Fucking finally . . .” he mumbled, getting up. He patted Rian on the shoulder and Rian nodded to him. Matt looked out over the crowd, seeing Grieco’s dark hair and normally bored look as he hugged his way into the group. Matt waved, rearing up to his full height and standing tip-toe. Grieco’s eyes lit on his and he broke out into a grin. Matt bit his lip, sucking on his labret as he waited patiently for the younger man to appear. Grieco finally pushed his way out of the crowd and Matt burst into laughter.

Grieco was dressed similarly, sporting a cowboy hat that hung down his back, string tied around his throat, and a plaid shirt. He pointed at Matt, giggling.

“Dude.” Matt drained his beer, handing it off to Evan as he passed and he pulled Grieco into a friendly hug. He lingered for a second.

“One more week, dude,” the younger man said, muffled by Matt’s shoulder.

Matt pulled away, holding him at arm’s length. “Let me get you refreshment.” Grieco watched as he darted into the kitchen, and then came back holding out a juice box. “Here, you underage bitch.”

“What the fuck, Matt?” Grieco asked, pointing to the box.

Matt giggled. “C’mon, beer’s in the kitchen.” He grabbed his wrist, leading him to the counter and he grabbed a beer from the fridge. He grabbed a bottle opener and undid the cap, handing it to him. They clinked beers and Matt watched Grieco’s throat as he swallowed the first swig of beer.

“So, where are the guys?”

Matt rubbed his neck. “Well, Zack’s doing . . . something in Alex’s room, Rian’s out here with Kara, and Jack and Alex are in the guest room.”

Grieco rolled his eyes, setting his beer down.

“HEY BROKEBACK! GET ME ANOTHER BEER!” Vinny called. Grieco flipped him off and Matt laughed. He pulled his hat off and loosened the red scarf around his neck. Grieco pointed at him.

“Nice outfit.” He smiled at him and Matt flushed. He lifted his beer. “You look hotter than I do.”

Matt nearly choked, sending a spray of beer onto the counter. “What now?”

“Just saying, the shirt fits you well.”

“Thanks.”

Grieco took another drink, and then twirled his finger around. Matt quirked his eyebrow.

“What?”

“Do a little spin for me, Jake.”

Matt squawked, rolled his eyes, and then turned. “Who said I was Jake Gyllenhall?”

Grieco shrugged and smirked. “But you do look better than I do.”

Matt shook his head. “You do the cowboy thing way better.”

He set his beer down, the alcohol washing away any nervousness he had left. He sidled up to the younger man. They shared a quick, shy smile, and Grieco slid over until he was shoulder to shoulder with him. He put his head on his shoulder.

Rian yelled as he came barreling into the kitchen followed by a drunken Vinny Vegas. “We’re doing shots, Brokeback!”

“Stop fucking calling us that,” Matt mumbled. Rian shrugged, producing a bottle of dark liquor.

“We’re doing shots,” he repeated. He lined up three shot glasses in front of them. He uncapped the bottle with a smile and poured.

“We’re toasting. Here’s to the last tour!” They all grabbed the glasses and downed the shots, each making a face. They slammed them down. Rian nodded and poured the next round.

“To the next tour!” Vinny yelled. They all tapped their glasses and Matt stood for a second, thinking. The buzz was starting to take effect. A hard thump followed by Jack’s unmistakable voice crack from behind the wall, and Matt laughed, grabbing his glass and nodding.

“To the beautiful ass babies Jack and Alex will have.” The other three doubled over, choking on their shots.

“The beautiful . . . blond, big headed, big nosed, ass babies.” Rian doubled over, face streaked with tears. Vinny was at the sink, spitting into it, still laughing. Matt felt Grieco fall into him and he was suddenly very aware of the heat from the younger man. He patted him on the back and he felt Grieco wrap his arms around his waist. The younger man pushed his face into his neck and Matt shivered as he felt his breathless laugh ghost over his skin.

Rian held up the bottle. “Who’s up for more?!”

　

A half hour later, Matt found himself pressing the younger crew member against a wall in the hallway. Thin hands ran up his chest and snaked up his neck. His hat was pushed off his head. The thin fingers found their way into his shirt and pulled apart the buttons. Matt pressed his lips against Grieco's, poking his tongue into Greico’s mouth. The younger man allowed him access and followed with a quick grind. Matt laid his weight into him.

“Too fucking long, Flyzik,” Grieco groaned. Matt laughed drunkenly against his neck. He slid his hand up Grieco’s shirt. The drum tech bit at his ear and Matt groaned, falling against him slightly.

“Bedroom . . . as soon as the hallway stops spinning.” Grieco laughed, pushing off against the wall. He hauled the tour manager up, kissing him. He fumbled along the wall, dragging Matt along, not breaking the kiss. He groped blindly, finding a doorknob and he twisted it, pushing it open. Matt went after his neck and he moaned softly as they entered the room.

“’Sup, guys?” They both stilled and turned. They were met with the sight of Alex straddling Jack, pinning his hands up over his head. They were both missing various parts of their costumes, and Alex’s wig was discarded by the dresser. Jack was flushed and breathing heavily, struggling weakly beneath him, making soft noises. Alex smiled at them, sliding a hand up to Jack’s lips and hushing him without breaking eye contact with Grieco and Matt. Matt slid his arms around Grieco’s waist, watching. He started to suck on Grieco’s neck, eyes never leaving the sight on the bed before him. They watched as Alex flushed deeply, laying more of his weight on Jack. He saw Jack lift his hips some, squeaking. His eyes were set on the two at the door. Alex swallowed. “Well, shut the door, bro,” Alex managed, voice cracking.

Matt shut the door with his foot. He watched as Alex kept his eyes on them, but leaned down, licking a stripe up Jack’s exposed chest. The dark haired boy looked down at Alex, made a soft noise, and then looked back at them. He lifted his hips again and Alex pushed him back to the bed.

Grieco breathed out heavily, and Matt pressed against him, already hard. He felt Matt slide his hand into the front of his pants and slip through his boxers. The warm fingers wrapped around his cock and he leaned his head back on Matt’s shoulder.

Alex and Jack watched them from the bed. Alex had released one of Jack’s wrists and he was languidly running his hand through Alex’s hair.

Grieco pulled Matt onto the second bed and he tugged at his shirt. Matt sat back on his heels, undoing it the rest of the way and then stripped himself of the white tee shirt underneath. His kicked his shoes off, and then leaned down, fingers deftly undoing Grieco’s fly and pulling his jeans down. Grieco pulled Matt’s hat from around his neck, and untied the scarf. Matt pushed up Grieco’s shirt, leaning down and biting at his chest.

Jack ground up into Alex as he watched, and Alex looked down, smiling. He grabbed Jack’s chin, pulling until he could lean down and kiss him. He brushed his hair back, only for Jack to surge upward, wrapping a leg around him and grinding upwards.

“Matt?” Alex called softly. The tour manager looked up, Grieco’s lip between his teeth.

“Hmm?”

“There’s foils in the drawer.” Matt looked down at Grieco, and then smirked. He leaned over, fumbling for the drawer and, after several seconds, managed to get it open. He pulled out a condom.

“Do you guys need-”

“Nope,” Alex mumbled, sliding a hand up Jack’s arm and meshing it into his hair. He tugged roughly and Matt swallowed thickly.

“You sure?”

“We have an agreement,” Alex muttered, attacking Jack’s neck. Matt sat up, freeing himself of his boxers, and Grieco moved a hand down, gently running his fingers up his erection. Matt bit the wrapper, tearing it open with his teeth, and then quickly pulled it out and rolled it on.

“Here,” Alex said. Matt looked up, and he caught the lotion as Alex threw it to him. He watched, transfixed as Alex threw himself into a flurry of movement on top of the younger boy. He watched as a hand disappeared and Jack squirmed hard, grunting and shutting his eyes. They watched as Alex waited, and then Jack nodded slowly.

Matt looked down at Grieco, and then poured a liberal amount of lotion onto his hand. He slicked himself up, and then yanked Grieco’s boxers down in one swift move.

“Jesus . . .” the younger boy breathed. Matt leaned down, kissing him, and then leaned his forehead against his.

“Do you need me . . . to, uh . . .”

“No, just fucking do it.”

Matt nodded. “Good.” They both shivered as Jack moaned, long and low. Matt heard Alex laugh softly and whisper something to him. Jack keened quietly, and Matt turned in time to watch Jack pull Alex harder into him. The singer gasped and Matt felt Grieco moan softly under him.

He turned back to him, and Grieco turned himself over. Matt ran his hands lightly over his ass, and then slid over him. He took his time, lining himself up.

“Ready?”

“Just. Fucking. MOVE, YOU IDIOT!” Matt smiled and pushed in. Grieco gasped and his fingers bunched in the pillow case and the sheets. Matt let out a heavy breath, and then found a rhythm. He could vaguely hear the bed next to theirs squeak. Jack’s gasps were getting sharper; soft breathy moans of “Alex,” and varying obscenities.

The tour manager slid a hand between Grieco and the bed and wrapped his fingers around his cock. He tried tugging in time to his thrusts, causing Grieco to gasp hard. The younger man bore down on him, biting his lip and shutting his eyes.

Matt felt a shockwave rip through him and he choked, stilling above him. He felt the orgasm crash over him and he bit roughly into Grieco’s shoulder. The younger man cried out, thrusting hard into Matt’s hand and he followed shortly after; matching Jack and Alex in pitch as they both finished beside them.

Both pairs collapsed to their beds and lay panting. Matt heard Jack mumbled something incoherently.

“What?” Alex asked quietly.

Matt and Grieco both looked over as Jack repeated himself and Alex nodded.

“Yeah, it was, wasn’t it?”

Matt slowly kissed Grieco before turning to Alex.

The blond was collapsed on top of the guitarist. The younger of the two’s skin was coated in sweat and his hair was sticking to his forehead. He pulled Alex into a gentle kiss and mumbled something again.

Alex giggled, running fingers along his chest.

“Yeah, they totally should.”

Matt laid his head on Grieco’s back and he lazily flailed a hand at them, still trying to catch his breath.

“How the fuck do you understand him?”

Alex and Jack both laughed and Alex nodded. “Years of practice.”

Grieco flipped himself around under Matt and let him lay on him. He ran a hand up his back, thin fingers skimming over muscle and spine. Matt looked up at him, smiling.

“Just think . . . we have two months of tour to repeat tonight.”

Grieco laughed, nodding. “Thank god, I couldn’t wait anymore.”

Matt kissed his neck, pinching a nipple and the younger man squeaked, pushing at him lightly. Matt held fast, shutting his eyes. Jack giggled next to them, and they both turned, seeing the other two looking at them, smiles plastered across blissful expressions. Jack’s face scrunched up and he giggled again.

“What?” Grieco asked, a slow smirk spreading on his face.

“We were wondering if you two really were fucking,” Jack said.

“First coherent thing you’ve said all night, Barakat.”

Jack flipped him off and Alex grabbed his wrist, pinning it back to the bed as he nuzzled his chest.

“Alex had to fuck the drunk out of me.”

The blond looked up. “Did it work?”

Jack rolled large eyes up, then shook his head. “Um . . . still buzzed.”

The singer grinned, sitting up some. “Want to try for round three?”

Matt and Grieco exchanged looks. “Round three?”

Alex nodded. Matt laughed and sat up some, reluctantly pulling out of Grieco’s embrace.

“Think Ri will mind if we pass out in his room?”

Alex shook his head as he bit at Jack’s already bruising neck. Grieco sat up, grabbing his pants and tugged them on. Matt shrugged on his shirts and grabbed his hat, going to sit on the bed where Alex paused in his biting of Jack’s ribs to look up at him. Matt fiddled with the hat for a second before plopping it onto Alex’s head.

Jack snorted and pulled the string tight under Alex’s chin. He mumbled something and Matt laughed as Alex smacked him in the chest.

“My head is SO not that big.” Matt got up, shaking his head and he pulled Grieco off the bed. He slid his arms around his waist and he looked back at the two on the bed as he opened the door. They both waved at them, and Matt heard Alex let out a feral growl as he shut the door. Matt pushed Grieco up against the wall gently, kissing him.

“WALK OF SHAME! OWWWOOOOOOO!” Vinny yelled.

The two both flipped him off and headed toward Rian’s room. Matt cautiously opened the door and, when he saw it was vacant, tugged the younger man inside. They collapsed to the bed, immediately curling into one another.

“One more week,” Matt whispered.

“Yeah.”

“And then we can fuck as much as those two.” Grieco snorted, and Matt could feel him smile against his neck. The younger man looked up, tracing Matt’s jaw line, and he passed a fingertip over his labret. Matt shut his eyes and pulled him closer.

“Night, kiddo.”

“Night, Matt.”

There was a soft intake of breath, then-

“I wish I could quit you.”

 

“Oh, fuck off.”

 

 

 

 

 



Comments

[jabberwocky129.livejournal.com]

I love Spencer! He just seemed like the voice of reason in the band. Another one where he just rolled his eyes and smacked Ryan to get him to stop bitching. Lol.

I used to want to live in NYC, but the cost was just too much. I lived in Philly for a while and would totally go back if I could. I did want to try out Chicago for a while, but it's a little far. :P I still wanna try Boston once. I have a friend who has family there and she was like, you should come with me next time I go. And Boondock Saints was filmed there...hellz yea.

Australia! I would love to go there!

Rainbow! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I just choked on my juice.

I've always seen Jack as the sub for some reason. No clue as to why. I just think Alex has a bit of a "Do What I Say" streak in him. Well, fictionally at least. Only the DVD will tell on that one. Lol. I had a really awesome fic idea for an obedience kink. There was a vid where Alex put Jack on time-out on stage and I squeed a little and had a really wicked idea involving Alex realizing Jack got off on that kind of thing and uses it to his advantage. Lol. Hasn't been started yet, but maybe I'll make that my next project. XD

But I can see where you see that. I think Gabe would top regardless. He's just so freakin' tall. Lol. Oh, Bilvy. He cracks me up. Love the guy. He used to work the same retail I do now. Lol! Which explains the sweaters...

DUDE! That'll be awesome! I don't think I've ever seen Jeffree Star written. The guy personally scares the jeebus out of me. But I've seen him live and I was like...um...okay...? Hahaha! It was entertaining to say the least. But that's a really ambitious list. Multipairings?

[americanaffair.livejournal.com]

Haha Spencer and Ryan... I still don't get how they were best friends but Spencer went with Brendon in the end.

My dad is from Chicago, but I've never been there. I'm dying to go, that's where my Italian family lives at. And it might have something to do with wanting another Clandestine hoodie. Come to Boston, maybe we can meet up at a concert someday lol.

I want to go to Australia and dive at the Great Barrier Reef, really bad. Even though I can't dive.

Haha I love rainbow colored things. Maybe I'll go dig out my markers and draw Alex and Jack with rainbow umbrella hats.

Ohh that must, must, must be written. Lol Alex in general is awesome, but the stuff he does onstage and backstage... I love when he flips out at the security guard for getting up in a kids face. "You wanna take it outside? I know people!" Hahaha.

The sweaters! Lol. I was watching some hour long video of him on ustream, I quit after like 20 minutes though. He talked about Gabe a lot, but I think it was because he kept getting told he was going out with Gabe. His stutter is so damn adorable haha.

Oh yes, multipairings like I can't count lol. But it'll be fun, that way I won't have to write 20 million stand alones to fill my need of tons of pairings. Jeffree Star's songs always make me laugh, because he without a doubt looks like a girl, but his voice is very... deep? It's a boys voice, and its not like the VIP Party Boys lol.

[jabberwocky129.livejournal.com]

Lol! I know. It was kind of weird they separated like that. But how they were friends is beyond me. A friend of mine jokes that maybe Ryan may have had a personailty at some point. She loved him, though, but she would mock the monotone thing he has going.

That's awesome! I might be taking a roadtrip to Chicago this year sometime, but plans aren't definite. Does Pete have a Clandestine shop up there?! Oh man, I would die in there. Lol! But yeah! If I ever come to Boston that would be awesome! :)

DOO RAINBOWSSSSSSS! My best friend made a joke that she was going to paint a helmet for Jack to wear when he's drunk, like this one other band I follow did for one of their members. It was pink and it had an IJ on the side for INEBRIATED JONNY.

Alex is just precious in general. Lol. He's funny as hell! I love the way he talks. Just mannerisms alone give me the giggles. I'VE SEEN THOSE VIDS! LMFAO!

Oh the sweaters. Lol. He's just too cute for words. And I'll bet he and Gabe and are having a secret affair.

Sounds soooo ambitious! I could never plan something like that. Good luck! Jeffree Star scares me a little...

[americanaffair.livejournal.com]

Oh Ryan's monotone lol. Hearing him sing cracks me up, because it's still there. A lot. **starts listening to mad as rabbits**. Yep haha.

Yeah, he has one there and in New York or L.A or somewhere. But the Clandestine in Chicago is the best, from what I've heard. The only bad thing about Boston is the drivers lol.

Hahahahaha oh my god... visuals. Tell her she needs to make that, like right now.

Are there any videos where Alex has his English accent? I wonder if he still has one... Lol they're awesome! I love how nearly everytime he starts to yell at someone it starts with him saying YO! YO!

I just watched the get away with murder video. Seeing Jeffree Star without a shirt confuses the hell out of me. It's one of those, whoa wait whaaat? moments lol.

[jabberwocky129.livejournal.com]

I LOVE MAD AS RABBITS! HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S TWELVE! I have never heard anyone so damn monotone in my life! It's kinda awesome. Can you imagine him telling a joke? It would be like, um...was that funny?

I'm actually heading to new york this weekend, maybe I'll check it out! But I'mma add that to my list of reasons to check out Chicago!

Boston has bad drivers? Lol. Have you ever been to Jersey? Lol. I do recall have some issues with them on our way back from Canada when we passed through. It was really funny.

Any vids of Alex...he doesn't really have it anymore, as far as I can tell...all though, he does say some things really weirdly. Let me see if I still have some of my links:

Here's a really funny one...you must watch all the way through, but he says racoon funny. And there's just so much slash between him and Jack. Hilarious. I love the "DO IT" thing he does. And he's just so mean...lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcF1Y_JGZAI

And then this one has him doing the accent...and it's really cute. And then Jack makes an entrance. Lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vjcpk5Sv-g

I know! He's just so mean! Lol!

Lol! Kinda like Alex's tweet the other day to Mr. STar. "Wait...you're gay?" Just one of those moments. Him just being funny or not, I got a kick out of it!

[americanaffair.livejournal.com]

Hahaha dude I know!! And lol to Ryan telling jokes.

Have fun in New York, last time I went there I learned how to hail cabs, though my style might not work for everyone else. It involves some shouting and sticking my thumb out.

Oh god Boston has bad drives, but I've heard bout Jersey too lol.

!!! That first one might be one of my new favorite All Time Low vids. Jack and Alex at the end... awww lol.

Haha I've been searching for some sort of picture of Jeffree Star as a full on boy, but I don't think it exists. His highschool yearbook pic is him in makeup. At least he's true lol.

[jabberwocky129.livejournal.com]

Lol! I just can't imagine that boy being funny. Lol. I can imagine him sacrastic and witty, but not funny.

I will! There's another way to hail 'em: Hang halfway out into the street. Lol. But that's the true way of doing it the way you did!

Lol. Yeah, we're famous for our bad driving and tomatoes.

Hahahaha! Aren't they awesome?! I love that video.

Oh man, Jeffree Star was just in one of the Cobra Cam vids I watched. I was like, oh why hai thur...In his full make-upped gender bending, more like, blending, glory.

[americanaffair.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure his humor is only sarcastic lol. The only time I see him laugh is when Brendon does something.

Lol I'd probably get hit before they'd see me. My voice makes up for height.

Haha from what I've heard. I think Maine is famous for lobsters and beaches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBd8WE_V8qU You've probably seen this but replying and got sidetracked and it made me laugh so I figured why the hell not.

Jeffree Star would be referred to as a he, right? Or she? I think it's he because he goes shirtless and doesn't attempt to cover anything...

[jabberwocky129.livejournal.com]

Lol. This is true. Brendon seems to be one of the only people to make him laugh.

Are you loud like me?! Lmfao! Nice!

I had a roommate from Maine once...she was a massive pot head...lol. Brilliant Pianist, but pot head of the worst degree. Lol. She cracked me up.

OMG I LOVE THAT VIDEO! Have you watched Rian and Zack's? That's a pretty funny one, too. But Jack and Alex's is like...I awww'd a lot.

Here's the one I was talking about with the time out thing. It's really quiet, unfortunately, but Jack's face in the back, just completely rapt with Alex, is hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CueQ7gY6qVE&feature=related

I think it's a he, but he keeps saying he's got girly parts...which I don't think is true...but dude...I'm so confused as to what "it" actually is...

[americanaffair.livejournal.com]

Maybe Brendon's like Ryan's anti-depressent... thaat could be written. Lol theres way too many things to write.

Oh hell yes I'm loud! Haha me and my friends used to stand near this big road near my house and I would shout sing and dance and cars would honk at me. They totally were digging my song choices lol.

Yes I just watched Rian and Zack! I was looking at Remembering Sunday lyrics and they spelled his name Ryan. I was like nuh-uh, fail.

Lmfao please write that, I'm begging.

[jabberwocky129.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, there are TOO many! Hahahaha! I have a story similar to that, where Jack needs Alex to sleep. Not yet posted, but I think that might be the next one I do.

Hahahahahaha! Nice! I get yelled at at work for being too loud and my manager came by one time, and he was like, um, can hear you all the way across the store on the OTHER side. Lol. And that was yesterday. lol.

Which song choices did you use? Lol. I probably would have honked too!

Rian and Zack are funny as hell together. Zack's just so...random, and Rian's so insecure sounding, it's awesome.

Dude! They spelled his name wrong for Silent Library too! I was like, MTV FAIL.

I know where I want to go with it, I just can't seem to start it. ::headdesk:: Grr...I might make a reference to the vid. That might be better. Lol. So many in progress...I finished Hawwt Angry Jealous sex, now I need to finish Matt/Flyzik sorta non-con and all will Glorious in the World! Lol.

[americanaffair.livejournal.com]

I just looked through everything that I've written... I don't think I've written anything that doesn't include sex or something sexual. I don't think people hate that, though, lol.

Hahaha nice, the lady I work for is really loud so she doesn't care for the most part. And she likes that I tell all my friends to come and get lunch so shes like whatever lol.

Lol the best song I sang was Killer Queen. Total car stopper.

I love the video where Zack is talking about how he got put on the douche bag of the day website. "Zack's a douche, no Zack's quiet," hahaha.

Oh MTV... lol

Haha I just found something Gabe/Bilvy I wrote where Bill's a prostitute and calls Gabe Cobra 90% of the story. I don't remember ever writing it lol. Yay for Hawwt Angry Jealous sex!!

By the way we just bought the concert tickets and I may or may not be making a hot pink Barakitten sign lol.

[jabberwocky129.livejournal.com]

Totally dropped the ball and got waaaay to occupied with my download links for the dvd. Lol.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with porn. And lots of it. Lol! I can say about 80 percent of mine is straight up sex. And I think I speak for most slash fans when I say, BRING IT ON! LOL!

Hahaha! Your boss sounds cool. We call ours Mothra for a reason. I had a really awesome boss until they offered her a job elsewhere and we got this crazy bitch instead. I'm not bitter. lol. Not at all.

Hahahaha! Killer Queen?! Nice!

Oh man, Zack...I just like to look at him. Even my mom was like, "Wow."

I've done that with a few fics. I've been like...lolwhut? Where did this come from?

DOOOOO ITTTTTT! LOL! I wanna make one for my date that says "GOKART! PULL UP YOUR PANTS!"

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Haha. That's what I like about the slash community, it's like, no one judges you on how hott these guys are together getting sexed up. I thought I was like insane till I found slash.

Lol so not bitter. Yeah, I like my boss, and I really like that she rents from my grandma so she loves me and won't fire my ass.

Queen, in general, is awesomeness.

Zack's the only one my mom agrees with me on! She thinks Alex and Jack's pants are wayyy too tight and they swear too much. Which makes me glad she has no clue how I talk to my friends lol.

Hahahaha omg you should!!

Oh and you'd love what I'm making for my room, it's crazy sweet. It involves a gazillion pictures lol.

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Hahahaha! Me too! I remember talking to friends in high school, being all, soooo, none of you guys think this is hot? And then it turns out that, yes, yes they did. Lol.

That's awesome. I wish my boss had something she couldn't ever fire me over. But she's crazy, so who knows? :P Not that I'd ever do anything to be fired...XD

Dude, Queen is awesome. I don't listen to them very often, but I definitely respect them for what they've done for the music biz.

My mom thought Jack was weird looking after she saw the picture we took with him. She thinks Alex is okay looking, but she thinks Zack is hawt. And poor Rian gets no love.

I really really want to. Or just straight up ask him if it gets old when he has to pull up his pants constantly. Or if he even realizes it. And that's if I get to meet him this summer. Lol. He'll probably be, um...

Ooooh! I love room projects! I just painted mine red a few months ago and I need something to do with it. Is it like a crazy collage of all kinds of stuff? :)

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Hahaha.

Lol except for shouting. Course that won't get you fired. For awhile.

Same here, well I listen to a few songs a lot. But not as much as I listen to other bands.

Lol. I think Zack always gets the fans that don't like Jack or Alex because Zack's all muscle-y and whatnot. But Jack and Alex are just skinny and sexy. Well they're all sexy. Poor Rian lol.

Hahaha I would love to hear his answer. Dude I'm putting glitter all over mine. And my friend n I might bring cupcakes cuz Jack's birthday is a few days before we go.

It's my name in collage. So all the letters are a different crazy hot guy from a band.

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You changed your icon to pole dancing Jack! Naaaaiiiiis.

True, shouting isn't bad. Being late all the time is...lol...which seems to be my specialty. I swear the clock is off!

I've got a few of their songs in my computer. I might have to gank their CDs again from a friend of mine...hopefully he'll hand them over.

I love them all in different spurts. Lol. Rian is just too adorable, Alex and Jack are just too friggin' sexy, and Zack? Well, in the words of the tumblr pages, he's just "unf."

Lol.

I might video tape it if he does. That would be awesome. Aw, cupcakes are a sweet idea! No pun intended. Lol. I'm sure he'll be all over them. Or they'll be all over him...lol. GLITTER! THE HERPES OF ART SUPPLIES!

Dude! That's a really awesome idea! Which guys have you chosen? I need a new project. I'm getting bored with the bracelet patterns as of late. Lol.

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Haha I have another one of Alex and Nate but I'm gonna wait awhile cuz I love this one too much.

Lol same with me! In the morning, my bedroom and everyone else are like 10 minutes apart.

Haha they're... delicious. As a band. Musically and physically delicious.

Hahahaha that's a new one for glitter. Lol I'm just not sure if a lot of sugar is what he needs... after seeing what they did to someones van with leftover cake.

The B is Jack, R is William, I is Oli Sykes, D is Alex, J is Gabe, E is Nate, and T is Christofer Drew.

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I haven't changed my icon since I got an lj...and that was like...7 years ago? Give or take. Lol. I probably should. And my writing journal needs a new icon, instead of a lonely few pieces of watermelon left in the bowl...

HAHAHA! Yes! It's the rest of the world that's late, not us! Nope, not us at all!

Hahaha! I got the glitter thing from that comedian Demetri Martin. He's a strange little dude. Yeah, I'd be a little wary of the sugar situation, all though I would love to see the reaction. They would probably be all over them, nomming. Make sure they don't melt! :)

Niiice choices! I might have to do something with my name. I was thinking of like, braceletting my letters together. But that would take up waaaaay too much thread. And I get dirty looks at the craft stores I go to because they have to scan each skein of thread individually. Lol! I was thinking of a collage or something...I have a whole bunch of old patches from bands and I was thinking of maybe cutting them up and ironing them together into some kind of collage. My name is just...boring. Lol. I like my nickname, though. Zee. Might just work. Lindsey's too long. Lol. I like the way yours is spelled! It's different.

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Haha I couldn't figure out what that was! I change it up when I get bored. And I've had this livejournal for like four months lol.

Complete truth. Complete.

Lmfao I love him! I'll bring a cooler with chillax written on it, because I can.

Hahaha craft stores. Oh that would look rad with the collage of patches! I like your nickname, most people I know named Lindsey are nicknamed Linds or something. Zee is much cooler. Lol my name fits my personality.

We comment back and fourth a lot lol.

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Hahaha! Four months ain't too bad. Not bad at all. You seem to have gotten the hang of it pretty fast. I remember headdesking a lot when I first started. I was all "WHYCAN'TIPOST?HJAJHFHJNSSJDJSJHAHJSAGFGAGAHSAKHSDFKL!"

LOL! I'm sure they would be all over the cooler!

I get Linds a lot at the place I work now, but at my old job, (Walgreen's photo tech ftw!), I used to have Zee on my nametag. A friend of mine coined it in high school a long time ago and it just stuck. :)

I like the name Bridjet, especially with that spelling!

Demetri Martin is awesome. He's just so damned straight faced, it's hysterical!

Lmfao! Oh my god we do. We're just awesome like that.

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Lol I've used other blogs before, but livejournal is still difficult. When I first tried posting pictures I had to get help from like everyone around me haha.

I still think it's awesome. I nicknamed my friend Moddis because she tried to spell her name in bubble letters and it was a total fail. Lol.

I'm named after my cousin, haha. All of the names they wanted for me are from my cousins, which is kindaa weird.

His show... just... do they still make new episodes? I haven't seen it in forever.

Haha we got a super-cool-two-person-commenting-club goin on.

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Same here. I have a blogger account that I use once in a while for movie reviews and stuff. I can't do html for my life, and I just recently started posting again, and I was facepalming every five seconds when it wouldn't cut the way I wanted it to. In fact, it still won't fake cut for me! Lol.

I prefer Zee over Lindsey a lot, lol. Moddis? Bubble letters have always been a fail for me, too! Lol. That's awesome!

That's like, stealing. Lol. No, I'm kidding. We don'thave family names in our family. But it's not unheard of naming after cousins. :)

Lol. I don't think so. But I could watch his routine over and over again.

Hell yeah we do! And no one's invited! Lol. Think we'll win a record or something for longest lj comment convo? lol.

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Lol the biggest problem I had with my livejournal was figuring out how to make a master post for my 100 ideas list. Lots of googling went on to figure that out.

Haha she spelt our friend Sherry's name Shiquri7. Or, it read like that.

Yeah my parents are major name theifs. My brother is named after both our grandparents, I'm named after my cousin and my mom. Lol but we're the only two that I can think of named after anyone else.

Haha we should, I think we deserve it.

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I forgot to mention, those patches I just started to make a template for the collage. It's gonna be soooo much fun to make! Now, I just need canvas to iron them on to...